Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.
Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?
MsSarahPaulson: Oooh LORD. Bow down to the queen @tatianamaslany
"We had this christmas tree and one time we were having people come over and Hoechlin picks up the christmas tree and he starts bringing it into his room. Me and Posey were like ‘What are you doing?!’ He’s like, ‘We’re having people over, I’m moving the tree into the room so it doesn’t get damaged.’ And I was like, ‘It’s not going to get damaged, what are you talking about, we’re not going to touch the tree.’ And he’s like, ‘Alright, you just gotta promise that you don’t break the tree.’" — Dylan O’Brien
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
harry goes for a sip of the drink and realizes there’s no straw…
this is stillt eh funniest thing niall has ever done